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Hudson: Alright! Excellent!
ROC: Excellent! Okay! Extreme Close-up! WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!
Hudson: Whooooooaaaaahhhh!
ROC: WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH! Alright!
Hudson: Excellent!
Double highfive
ROC: Okay, welcome to Wayne's World. I'm David WAYNE Campbell, and this is my best friend Jennie Garth-Algar!
Hudson: Hi!
ROC: We have a most excellent show for you tonight!
Hudson: Excellent!
ROC: Okay, excellent! We have a very special guest tonight! She is one of the premier wrestlers in the FWA. And
now, let's see some footage of her in action.
A WWF clip is shown...
JR: Rikishi Phatu is gonna land a full moon on Perry Saturn!
Lawler: Oh no! Do we have to see this?
JR: That's one major rump roast!
Lawler: UGH!
Rikishi smears his butt in Saturn's face.
Back to ROC and Hudson.
ROC: Alright! Excellent! Please welcome Danielle Fishel!
Rikishi Phatu walks down the stairs with a brunette wig on. He takes a seat on the couch while ROC and Hudson
move over to opposing chairs.
ROC: Alright! Welcome Danielle!
Rikishi: Thanks!
ROC: I must say, you are one most babalicious babe...NOT!
Hudson: You know, when I watch you wrestle, I feel kinda funny. Like when I go to the mall and ride on the electric
pony. SCHWING!
ROC & Rikishi look at Hudson
Hudson: Uh.....
ROC: Ooookay, Garth, you're a psycho hose beast!
Hudson: I know!
ROC: Okay, so Danielle, you're now 5-2 and yet you're still ranked in the middle 30's. How does that make you feel?
Rikishi: It makes me really depressed.
ROC: And what do you plan on doing about it?
Rikishi: I thought I'd just order a couple of pizzas. That usually cures me.
Hudson: I hope you're gonna share some with us. I'm getting kinda hungry.
Rikishi: Uh, no.
ROC: Yuh, right. Like Danielle's gonna share with anyone. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
ROC & Hudson snicker
ROC: Okay, Danielle, you've helped us come up with a top ten list of people you'd like to meet in the ring.
Rikishi: Yes I have, Wayne.
ROC: Okay, Garth, if you will hold up the board for us.
Hudson grabs a board lying beside her chair.
ROC: Okay, Number ten:
Rikishi: Jessica Biel.
ROC: Which you will face Friday in a Hell in a Cell match.
Hudson: The only hell we'll see is that big butt of yours.
Rikishi looks angry at Hudson.
Hudson: Uh, I meant Biel's a jerk. She belongs in a cell.
ROC: Yeah, speaking of cells, that brings us to number nine:
Rikishi: Eliza Dushku.
ROC: Intreging choice. Why did you choose her?
Rikishi: I'm a lezzy, I just have the hots for her.
Hudson: SCHWING!
ROC: Garth, that's like Anti-Schwing! Can you imagine Dani naked?
Hudson: Yeah!
ROC: Garth, you're gonna make me hurl. And now, let's go to number eight:
Rikishi: Gwenyth Paltrow
ROC: Because...
Rikishi: Threesome
Hudson: I'm starting to feel warm.
ROC: Garth, you suck.
Hudson: Yes, I do.
ROC: Quickly to number seven.
Rikishi: Gina Gershon because we have the same wrestling skills. I think it'll be a good close match.
ROC: Six & Five?
Rikishi: The Italian Goddesses. I like Italian food.
ROC: Four & Three?
Rikishi: Latin Heat. I like Latin food.
ROC: And number two:
Rikishi: Renee O'Connor
ROC: What? I'm offended. I mean...why would you want to get into the ring with such a person. She could really
kick your ass.
Rikishi: I like being dominated.
Hudson: UMPH!
ROC: Garth? Are you all right?
Hudson: 'Scuse me...I gotta use the bathroom.
Hudson runs out.
Groaning is heard in the background. Rikishi and ROC look at each other in disgust.
Hudson reenters.
Hudson: Sorry.
ROC: Okay, and the number one person you wanna get in the ring with...
Rikishi: Jenny Craig, cuz I hate the bitch!
ROC: Okay, thanks Danielle for coming.
Rikishi: My pleasure.
ROC: Okay, that was a most excellent show, except for Garth's little outburst. So until next time...
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