ROC: It's time to go.  No one needs you anymore.  That's when you get in the car to go home and crank up REVOLUTION RECORDS' "MUSIC TO DRIVE HOME TO" featuring all your favorite hits devoted just for you.  This two cd 24 song collection includes:

Aretha Franklin!

HIT THE ROAD JACK
AND DON'T YOU COME BACK
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE
HIT THE ROAD JACK
DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORRRRRRRE.

Steam!

SHA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
KISS HIM GOODBYE!

Ugly Kid Joe!

CUZ I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

Motley Crue!

GIRL, DON'T GO AWAY MAD
GIRL, JUST GO AWAY

Metallica!

I SEE FAITH IN YOUR EYES
NEVER YOU HEAR THE DISCOURAGING LIES
I HEAR FAITH IN YOUR CRIES
BROKEN IS YOUR PROMISE...BETRAYAL
THE HEALING HAND HELD BACK BY THE DEEPENED NAIL
FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!

Hootie and the Blowfish!

I DON'T WANNA LIVE TO SEE THE DAY WE SAY GOODBYE

The Outfield!

SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE
STARING AT YOUR PHOTOGRAPH
AND I KNOW IT WON'T BE LONG
AND I KNOW YOU'RE COMING BACK

George Michael!

I THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY
BUT IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL

Jackyl!

I'M JUST A DUMBASS COUNTRY BOY
I THINK PEOPLE WANNA ROCK 
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
GOT FRIENDS WITH NAMES LIKE SLIM AND COY

Wierd Al Yankovic!

OH WHY DID YOU DISCONNECT THE BRAKES ON MY CAR?
THAT KIND OF THING IS HARD TO IGNORE
GOT A FUNNY FEELING, YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

Scatterbrain!

I'VE GROWN STUPID, HAPPENED OVERNIGHT
I'M WITH STUPID, HE'S WITH ME!

Overkill!

I HATE PEOPLE THAT MAKE YOU FEEL SMALL
I HATE HAVING MY BACK AGAINST THE WALL
I HATE BEING TALKED DOWN 
I HATE YOUR RULES
I HATE 'EM ALL

Also Denny Lile: "Will You Hate Me When I'm Gone"
Fear: "I Don't Care About You"
Pink Floyd: "Don't Leave Me Now"
and many many more.

ROC: No one cared about you anyway, so pick up the best songs that make you feel hated by everyone else.  Hurry, this offer ends soon!  So grab your credit card, and order today!

Hengis: Have your credit card ready!  Two CD's for $29.99 or two cassettes for $24.99.  Call 1-800-F***-OFF; that's 1-800-F***-OFF!