The normal commercial feed is broken up, and another commercial takes it's place.
Parker Posey and Courtney Thorne-Smith are walking on the beach followed by horses in tow.
CTS: You know, Eliza, sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.
PP: Oh, I know what you mean, Gwenyth.
CTS: Really?
PP: Yes, that's why I came up with Dushku Douche.
CTS: Dushku Douche?
PP: Yes! I have come up with my own line of douches because normal ones just could not handle the work load.
CTS: Why didn't you tell me about this sooner.
PP: Why, Gwenyth, I can't believe you don't notice it.
CTS: Oh, Eliza! So that's what that smell was!
PP: Yes, Gwen, didn't you noticed how bitchy I have been before.
CTS: Oh, then what's the deal with the bacon bits smell I've been noticing from you earlier.
PP: Dushku Douche comes in many fragrances, including bacon bits!
CTS: But is it safe?
PP: Oh, yes. It's made from the finest vinegar and water.
CTS (laughs): That's it! We could change our tag team name to "Vinegar and water!"
PP (laughs): Oh, Gwenyth!
CTS: You know, I'll just give it a try.
PP: Good for you!
ROC's voice in the background: Dushku douche if it's good enough for the team of "Vinegar and Water", it's good enough for you.
Lucy Lawless' voice in the background: A small percentage of people suffer blood in urine, nausea, and sexual dysfunction. If iritation occurs, stop usage, and consult a physician. Revolution Inc. is not liable for any damage occured while using Dushku Douche.
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