Everyone was enjoying themselves. It was one of the few times of the year that being in the office didn't mean to be stressed out on schedules or drinking pots of coffee to keep awake and alert. Instead this was a time of drinking punch, eating cake, and handing out secret santas. Speaking of which... McGovern: So, who's my secret santa! ROC (entering the office): Well, looks like we got here just in time. Party's here, girls! ROC waives, and enter Revolution. ROC: Hope you guys don't mind me bringing some friends. Parker and Courtney immediately head towards the punch, while Ricci and Hengis hang out with Renee. PP: Geez...kinda bland, isn't it. CTS: Yeah...whatcha doing? PP (pulling out a bottle): Got this from Gellar a while back. CTS: You were never friends with her. PP: Who said anything about friends? CTS: Oh...you uh.... PP: Stole it. ROC: Oh, yeah, almost forgot. Uh, I kinda like ended up pulling out your name, Mickey G...well, actually that's not true. Travis pulled it out, and I swapped with him. So here, Merry Christmas. ROC hands him a package wrapped in red paper with a gold ribbon. McGovern snatches the box. ROC can see the temptation to hold the box to his ear to see if the contents are ticking. ROC: What? Go ahead open it? RMG (snarling): I don't know what to say. ROC: How about...thank you...no wait...how about what you said to Paltrow and Dushku after you gave them the title shots...I believe it was something like "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" RMG: I hate you. ROC: C'mon tis the season to be merry...um...speaking of which are you parents still merry-ied...ha ha! C'mon open, you're keeping us in suspense. Besides we gotta leave soon. RMG: Good. Why don't you leave now. ROC: Hey, we drove all this way to party with you. Have you no respect...open the damn gift. ROC takes a seat on her desk while McGovern opens his present. He pulls out a book: Gloria Steinam's "REVOLUTION FROM WITHIN", and glares at ROC. ROC: What? It's a good book. You might learn something. Oh, Triumph, and the Assassins gotcha a gift too. CTS hands McGovern another similarly wrapped gift. This time he does check to see if it ticks. ROC: That's insulting, you know. RMG: I know. McGovern opens up the box, and pulls out a REVOLUTION RULZ t-shirt. Ricci: Go on, put it on... McGovern throws the shirt down. ROC: Okay, time for your final gift. Believe me, you're getting more than you deserve. Ricci hands McGovern her gift. This one is wrapped in blue with a white ribbon. Again, he holds it to his ear to see if it's ticking. Satisfied that it's not, McGovern opens it, and pulls out a plastic Tigra mask. This one though has "LOSER" written in red across the forehead. ROC: Feel honored, Mickey G. Those haven't even hit the Revolution catalog yet. You're the first one in this office to own one. Now this one, I want to take a picture of you in. Hengis hands Renee her Polaroid. McGovern just looks annoyed at the Revolution members...well, all but Parker who's still at the the punch table. ROC: I don't think he's gonna put the mask on. Ricci: Me either. ROC: Maybe he needs a little help. Why don't you show him how you put it on. Ricci takes the mask while Hengis holds McGovern's head down. Ricci intentionally snaps the mask in place. Ricci: Oops, Sorry. ROC: Okay, you two, say cheese. Ricci/Hengis: Cheese! ROC snaps the picture. Parker comes over with her 4th cup of punch. PP: What you guys doin'...

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Parker sees McGovern wearing the Tigra mask, and rushes at him. CTS and Ricci have to hold her back. ROC: Okay, time to go...been fun everyone. Enjoy the rest of the party! Revolution leaves with a screaming Parker Posey in tow.